Thursday, July 17, 2008

E3...."id buy these games"...

in order of ohh shit level..

borderlands...
"500,000 weapons" dev quote...open sandy scape word...survival of the fittest...
MAD MAXX ANYONE....im terribly excited to play this game..

left 4 dead..
zombies are like my first pet..you never forget them...
they showed non in a house level during g4tvs coverage...
-being wasted in the woods with your sober posse getting destroyed by zombies from all angles...
heavy rain....priceless..

falout 3...
vats system blow out....
so it pauses the game and highlights different body parts of the visual enemies...
scroll through multi parts and people.....
after a lock and fire...third person action cam to the back left...little bullet cam..gore like no tomarrow cam...its really amazing...
makes you wish bioshock had it so your mod guns would be usefull....
makes you want that engineer skill to get some teddy bears through some faces...
yeah..teddy bears as ammo that breakes chest cavities..

killzone 2...
multiplayer thank you...
class system or no class system...character customization...multi modes with acuall purpose..
very happy to know my sim-shooter has alittle more depth to it this time around...
and people at my work think some shoots are real...no b.s.

resident evil 5...
obvisouly its a must but guess what...no zombies...these "african" people got issues instead...
im waiting for the "we've yet to do this with the acuall game mechanics" announcement...
co-op doesnt count..

little big planet....
i saw 3 sacks riding in a car...a homemade car...
now we all know about the ai peices that you can place...spinner/chompers/pullies/levers ect...
think about this...
levels with no movement....one giant reacting peice of life...
like shadow of the colossus meets mario...
or...
battle stations...2 on 2....like sackmen mech suits...
possibilities are crazy...

cool shit...."there on notice"..


mirrors edge....
fppds...first person package delivery servicerist...
after watchin it in action im sold...awesome concepts go along way with me..."you can finish without firing a single bullet" developer quote...
your a rooftop lover that s all about the jump/hang/crawl/wallrun...
rooftops are designed through first person color schemes so that ways of getting from one building to another isnt very hard...
query..."when taking damage the colors begin to fade away" dev quote...
so how badass would it be to play with no color patterns at all...
hard?...yes......awsome...to no end...

dead space...
low gravity space horror...sounds great i know...
"enimies dont stop unless that cant go foward...all limbs must go"...dev quote...
i have a nich for horror stuff.....

street fighter 4...
in action...is street fighter 2....the amount of anime style cut scene action camera shit goin on besides straight foward 2d fighter is amazing...like the first time you saw a x3 super combo in the vs series...
online...im in....
go vote for fei long for the consoles...

red faction guerilla...
everything breaks in some way shape or form....like my only little pill to help calm my nerves befor black2 leaks...

E3.."who were you kidding"..


bullshit...

ps3 movie service..
hd and sd...real money...files transferring...rentals..3bucks to 15 from what i saw on the SCE conference slides...
im thinkin....buy some tv show stuff when i shows up...dont watch any of them till the season ends...enjoi some uninterrupted season marathons...thats how i do...
i support my favorite movies so il buy the bd instead...

Veronica Belmont...
the "qore" girl...ive never seen an episode of "qore"...i keep seeing her face...not on purpose...
im thinkin...
that weird smile is melting my heart...why is she everwhere?....god damn shes cute...

flower...
makin flowers?...polinating flowers?...looks so damn calm i wann play it...
im thinkin...
if i had a psn card full of money id get real drunk....and disease? ever plant in sight..

rage...
ok..im suppose to be excited for a "racer/fps/rpg meets only alittle madmaxx comparison"..but when carmack and the assholes at id wanna kill there game with awsomeness last year to an even shorter trailer ...no gameplay..no develope walkthrough...bullshit this year..
im thinkin...
tease yourself id...im gonna go with the other "madmaxx compariaon" game that gets a hell of alot closer to fun than your thinkin...cough.borderlands.cough...

i am alive...
fallow me...dudes running from some folk...dude looks alittle rough...trips on floor..sees something through glass floor...folks want water bottle..
dude stategerly drops water over glass floor...floor brakes..walks out side...earthquakes suck...
6 days proir...
same place...everythings cool....earthquake starts...floor ripes open...end...WTF..
im thinkin...
natural causes would be a terrible game....monsters under earth is kinda far fetched...
attack...i see no such evidence...
final thoughts...
sucks...im callin it...sorry ubisoft but i didnt suck altairs dick...

E3..."do somethin about it"..


e3 2008 in my eyes...
mirrors edge...killzone 2...dead space...fallout 3...street fighter 4...little big planet...heavy rain...red faction guerilla...ps3 movie service...left 4 dead...Veronica Belmont...flower...resident evil 5...borderlands...rage...i am alive...

lets put these in categories...
first bullshit... then the cool shit...and il finish with ohh shit...